"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."