"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."