"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"