"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am sayi..."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."