"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."