"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am sayi..."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."