"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."