"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."