"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am sayi..."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."