"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."