"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."