"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."