"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."