"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."