"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am sayi..."

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."