"The road to success is always under construction."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am sayi..."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."