"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."