"The road to success is always under construction."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."