"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."