"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."