"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"