"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."