"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."