"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."