"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."