"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am sayi..."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"The road to success is always under construction."