"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am sayi..."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."