"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."