"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am sayi..."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."