"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."