"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."