"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am sayi..."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."