"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."