"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am sayi..."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"