"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."