"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."