"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."