"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am sayi..."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"