"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."