"The road to success is always under construction."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am sayi..."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."