"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"The road to success is always under construction."

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."