"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."