"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am sayi..."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."