"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."