"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"