"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
— Jim Carrey
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"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."
"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
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