"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."