"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am sayi..."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"