"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."