"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am sayi..."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."