"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."