"The road to success is always under construction."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

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"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."