"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."