"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you..."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow I..."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."