"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."