"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am sayi..."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."