"The road to success is always under construction."

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquit..."

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specif..."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."