"Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er..."

"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake."

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."

"You don't get older, you get better."

"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."

"May you live all the days of your life."

"With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come."